#GGBlogChallenge – 5 Things Vegetarians Are Sick Of Hearing

Okay, so the prompt for today’s #GGBlogChallenge was about favourite recipes. I went off into a brief carbohydrate-laden daydream, then remembered that literally every single one of my favourite recipes includes chickpeas, so it would be a pretty boring list: chickpea salad. Chickpea burgers. Chickpeas.

I started thinking about that age-old question I’ve been sick of hearing since I was old enough to be questioned about my moral food-related choices. I’ve been a vegetarian my entire life and have actually never eaten meat or fish. If you’re a vegetarian, let me know if you’ve heard some of these bangers. If you’re not – STOP ASKING ME THESE THINGS.

“What, so you’ve never eaten bacon??!!” No. I haven’t. I have, however, hand-fed piglets at a farm, so I think my interactions with our porcine friends are more positive and life-affirming. Also, I have Quorn bacon sandwiches on Christmas Morning so who’s the real winner here…?

“I couldn’t be a vegetarian.” That’s interesting. I’m not asking you to be one.

“Oh, I was a vegetarian, for like, 2 months!” Cool. I toyed with swimming lessons, scoobidous (remember those bad boys?!) and Yu-Gi-Oh for about the same amount of time.

“Beeeef. Haaaam. Porrrrk. Dead animaaaals!” Usually accompanied by manic laughter, with the possibility of a tuna sandwich being waved in my face –  this one is literally SO idiotic. I don’t even think I have to explain why.

“So what do you actually eat?” Broken glass. Microwaves. Blankets. Moths. Keyrings. Grass. Does that answer your question?

Sick of hearing the same thing? Got any other infuriating ‘advice’ to share? Let me know! Follow me on bloglovin, or hit me up on Twitter @little_budget.

 

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  1. September 5, 2016 / 11:21 am

    “So what do you eat?” is definitely one I get sick to death of hearing! Like there’s nothing else to eat in the world except dead animal flesh!! 😊

    • September 5, 2016 / 12:05 pm

      I always say “exactly the same as you… just without the meat”. So frustrating! :’) x

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